greatwhiteprivilege: people who decide what i do with my body me not u
miguu: you broke the ocean in half to be here only to meet nothing that wants you.
my english teacher from last year has a very similar taste in music as me so he always tells me whenever a band or bands he thinks i might know/like are gonna be playing near here and this morning he told me the national are gonna be playing at lupo’s asdfhhjlalxndurkalcid
marrymyface: bisexual guys are assumed to be secretly gay bisexual girls are assumed to be secretly straight both are assumed to secretly like men see what i’m getting at?
i love when girls say “if i were a lesbian or bisexual i would date you” and finding out that they actually are and it’s not because i like them back but because somebody actually frickin likes me
white people: I don't see color
white people: What do you mean The Human Torch might be black!?!? Guess black panther should be white to be fair!!!
white people: Rue's black?!?! But she's supposed to be delicate and innocent! No way. Totally protesting the movie, stick to the book! It's was in the book? Well i must of skipped it!
white people: So what Lavender Brown got turned white when she got an important part of the movies? They picked the best actress for the job.
white people: Water Tribe totally aren't dark skinned enough to NOT have white people be them. Evil doers? Yeah they totally dark skin Fire nation.
white people: Bakedbeanpie Cumstain is the best Khan! It doesn't matter if he is white!
white people: Prince of Persia? More like a white guy with tan!
white people: Race tots dont matter.
but i will try to help Sam if i can because i dont have to take the final and because i really like helping people ace their tests
we watched the first half of ordinary people in psych today and i almost cried lmao oh and we’ve decided to throw our teacher a retirement party!!
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
a detailed list of people who have a crush on me:
queen-dandelion: there should be like a strip club only with hot dads in good shoes with their legs propped up on tables sipping coffee and staring at you over the tops of their glasses when you walk in goddamn i would lose so much money
with all these duck posts recently that reminds me of the family of suck in my school’s courtyard and how two guys in my grade lured a bunch of the ducklings into the principal’s lobby and of the pigeon flying around in our library and another bird that flew into a window and died and oh my god these frickin birds
i am so thankful that my neighbors have been bbqing or having fires almost every night because i can leave my windows open allowing their smoke to mask mine
i want someone to hug me and smooch me and cuddle with me but i dont want anyone to touch me
yeezytaughtme: love yourself like kanye loves himself believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
my summer diet consists of taco bell burritos and sangria
as i type this i feel weirded out by the fact that my laptop keys have my teacher’s and classmates’ fingerprints and germs all over them